• relatives: any boyfriends?
• me: no
•  typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5

feyminism:

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

#hAMLET #ITS NAME IS HAmLET

thepaleknight:

Dan Stevens and Michelle Dockery filming Downton Abbey series 3 in Oxfordshire, May 26th

laralaralara:

#every member of the avengers cast is a gold medalist in the charming olympics

joramun:

GREATEST LINE FROM ANY FILM EVER

#SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY

summercx:

tuprincesaestaenotrocastillo:

Horripilante glitch de Assassin’s Creed 2

u guiz ok

fuckyeahmst3k:

josies-stupid-gifs:

I just couldn’t help myself

This is fantastic. MORE MST3K GIFS PLEASE

Ten Sad Facts about Stannis Baratheon

stannisneedsahug:

1. stannis baratheon spent his life trying to be more noble than his gross brother and his reward was jon arryn trying to send the repulsive sweetrobin to dragonstone to foster
2. one time stannis baratheon went to a whorehouse to see robert’s baby and was like ‘oh this bastard child is so cute and not covered in grey rotting facial scales like my baby was’
3. literally the best thing that has ever happened to stannis baratheon was meeting an evil vagina monster
4. once when he asked robert why he didn’t get to rule storm’s end, robert just looked at him and laughed and laughed and laughed until his face was covered in robert-spit and then they just sort of ate dinner in silence
5. the only song sung about stannis baratheon is an allegorical ballad about a grumpy lobster with no friends
6. stannis is often woken in the middle of the night by patchface sliding under the covers to croon a sad sad song into his ear
7. there is room under the covers because selyse has not slept in stannis’s bed in years
8. this one time walder frey was desperately looking for a girl to marry off one of his kids to and he looked at shireen and was like ‘noooooope, not good enough’
9. back when they were young strapping lads, renly got more pussy than stannis did
10. and the saddest fact of all: stannis baratheon’s only friend is davos seaworth

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude　

nastyelf:

Some ASOFAI sketches

They are:

Viserys Targarien, Rhaegar Targaryen, Jaqen H’ghar, Sansa and Melisandre.

hitlercest:

futurebandwhore:

oh man funniest accent challenge yet

tHIS AGAIN OMFg tHIs is one of my most favorite things ever